I love my pet people, but I've noticed some stuff about them that's pretty strange.

First of all, they can't communicate in my language. That's a function of their vocalization equipment and they can't help that. Still, it's pretty weird. They do, however, seem to have some kind of language because they make sounds that other people seem to understand. Their language proficiency appears to be somewhat primitive, though, because they just can't grasp the most basic components of mine.

Second, they don't have much in the way of fur. That appears to be a genetic factor, so they can't help that, either. To keep warm, they wear clothes.

They've also got a fixation with this thing that they call "work." I don't know what that is. They leave in the mornings and come back late in the afternoon, but they don't appear to have been doing much in the way of the important things like eating, playing, and sleeping. I think it means that their priorities are somewhat skewed because obviously the most important things are eating, playing, and sleeping.

The females like to use some kind of color stuff on their faces. Babe doesn't use very much of it, but she always uses some. Then there's that color stuff that they use on their hair. Baby Girl doesn't do that, but Babe does. I don't understand that, but it doesn't appear to be harmful.

And have you ever watched pet people eat? That's really weird because they use tools for that. I've never found the need to do that, my ownself, but they always do it. It's like they're afraid to touch food, or something. Whuzzup with that?

They also like to take baths. Personally, I think that's pretty harsh. Honey has to catch me to give me a bath, but as best as I can tell, nobody makes pet people do it. They just do.  Often. Yuckola!